文档介绍：小学生英语故事英文幽默故事:1、Therewasaguy(家伙,伙计)whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot(鹦鹉).$5,000a;nother(另一个)one,$10,000;andthethird(第三)one,$30,(r顾客)askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?That?ssoexpensiv(e贵的)forthiskind(种类)ofparrot.”Theownersaid,“BecauseIhavterained(训练)himandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theo“Wella,partfrom(除了)talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing(有趣的)actions(动作),?swhyhe?ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustome“Howaboutthethirdone?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theowneoftheshopsaid,“Idon?(通常),Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle(吹口哨),norsing,nothingatall!Buttheothertwocallhim,TheBoss(老板).2、Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentence(造句)withtheword"egg"?Student:(一块):Thenwhereisthe“egg"?Student:Inthecake,、Tomisalittleboy,(买)aticket(票)(分钟)esout,andbuysthesecond(第二张)(第三张),“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?”“nofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsup(剪)myticket.”4、Teacher:WouldShakespeare(莎士比亚)beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:,fosrofa(r目前为止)no