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{\a6}2030年
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孩子们每个人都会犯错误
Kids, everybody makes mistakes.
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就拿这个女孩梅格来说吧
Take this girl Meg for instance.
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{\a6}2007年
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她就犯了错这个错就是巴尼
She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
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哎
Yeah,
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我以为要嫁给我上一个男友呢
I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend,
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可是呢神嘞他害怕承诺
But, boy, did that guy mitment issues.
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那场恋爱
That whole relationship--
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让我生命中的三个星期
That's three weeks of my life
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就这么一去不复返了
I'll never get back.
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我可喜欢承诺了
Well, I mitment.
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我希望我能娶承诺为妻
I wish I could mitment.
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-我昨晚遇到一个女孩-是嘛
-I met a girl last night. -Really?
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特别活泼有活力一点也不假
So perky and full of life and not at all fake.
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你说的是她的咪咪吧
You're talking about her boobs, right?
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C罩杯
C.
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我说的不是西班牙语
And that wasn't Spanish,
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{\a6}"Si"西班牙语中的"是" 和英文字母"C"发音很相近
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是罩杯
that was cup size.
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牛逼吧
What up?
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-这对咪咪-嗯
-So, these boobs... -Hmm.
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给我描述一下
Paint me a word picture.
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好吧泰德
All right, Ted.
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想象一下两个爱尔兰婴儿的头
Imagine the heads of two Irish babies.
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嗯
Mmm.
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咱们就叫他们
Let's call them...
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和
And...
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求你别说了
Please stop!
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