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Ninja Burger™ is devoted to customer service, quality food and quick delivery. We
hope you enjoy ordering from us, because at Ninja Burger™ your satisfaction is
important to us. If you have ments about your Ninja Burger™ experience,
please be sure to let us know! Keep in mind, however, Ninja do not take criticism
well, and loud-mouthed gaijin who offer it inevitably end up regretting it.
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Ohashi and napkins (serviettes) are included free of charge with every order, but a
minimum of $10 (¥1,068) must be spent with every order or we will mock you. And
please keep in mind that although Ninja Burger™ provides free delivery in most areas, a
nominal delivery charge may be applied depending on your delivery location. Finally, no,
we do NOT serve fortune cookie with our food. Fortune cookies are Chinese. Ninja
Burger™ is Japanese. Stupid gaijin!
1. Ninja Burger Our specialty. Two soy-meat patties hand-broiled in $
the traditions of our ancestors, special sauce, lettuce, (¥374)
cheese, pickles, onions and Kung-Fu Grip! All inside a
roll. Wasabi sauce extra.
2. Double Ninja Four soy-meat patties cooked over an open flame $
Burger fueled by the bones of our enemies, special sauce, (¥588)
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and Kung-Fu Grip. All
inside a roll, Wasabi sauce extra.
3. Junior Ninja A single soy-meat patty with special sauce, cheese, $
Burger pickles and onions (no lettuce or Kung-Fu Grip), inside (¥214)
a roll. No wasabi sauce, it is to potent for young gaijin.
4. Samurai Chicken Get it? Samurai chicken? Hahahahahahaha. Erk. Does $
Sandwich not contain real Samurai (stupid FDA regulations), but (¥374)
does contain a spicy coating, lettuce, tomato and
wasabi sauce.
5. French Fries of Crispy French Fries cooked in a secret Ninja Burger $
Our Ancestors style, sprinkled with a secret selection of spices, (¥267)
6. Onion Death Specially requested by our Ninja friends Down Under. $
Blossom Sli