文档介绍：武松打虎剧本Wusongfoughtthetiger(好汉歌,dangerous,双截棍)第一幕:喝酒武松:Hello!,themostfamous,!.(叹气,唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous,dangerous!(见到酒店一家):Arestaurant!.(进屋坐下)Waiter!Wine!Wine!Thebestwine!小二:Hi,,ErGuoTou,MaoTai,orQingDaobeer?武松:(晕晕乎乎地)HowmuchistheXO?小二:1880(展示大瓶酒,醒目的标价)。武松:Open…Open…..(喷嚏)(小二将酒瓶起开)武松:(面怒,片刻无语)Openthewindowplease!!It’:You….You…..(敢怒不敢言,转身倒碗二锅头),:Anythingtoeat?小二:Wouldyoulikesandwiches,hamburgers,bread,orpizza?武松:Tenpizzas,:Hereyouare!武松:(喝一口酒)Goodwine,verygoodwine!(小二上了两碗酒,武松喝了,却是不再倒了)武松:?服务员!怎么不倒酒了?小二:Sir,MorepizzasOK,morewinenoway!客官,要比萨饼就给您,这酒就不添了。武松:(生气)Why?Ihavemoney!(扔钱倒桌上)掌柜:Look!(指着“三碗不过冈”牌子)。,can’,drunkandfall!,(叫店小二示范)喝一碗神清气爽,喝两碗保你浑身无力,喝三碗就立刻醉倒,最多喝保证你酒精中毒,命都没有了……武松:(喝一口,挤笑)Whoami?WuSong!!(咆哮,敲桌子)不是我狂妄,这酒劲虽大,可我绝对是应付得了,就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口而已,倒酒!掌柜:Butyoumustcallthisnumberfirst.(掏出手机,出示电话号码,旁边注明棺材预订),:(勉强同意,做打电话状)Hello!.......小二:,!慢慢喝,估计是你最后一顿了。(武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗,眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了,拎着他的棍子就走)小二: