文档介绍：生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕300:00:01,030-->00:00:02,560亲爱的战友们Fellowwarriors,200:00:02,630-->00:00:04,:00:04,200-->00:00:06,300我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒Weareabouttoenteraxidus':00:06,360-->00:00:10,830这是一场持久战请大家做好排尿工作Now,thisisalongrun,solet':00:10,900-->00:00:13,800好的巴里我们再等等你Allright,barry,we'llwaitforyouagain,600:00:13,860-->00:00:16,:00:20,160-->00:00:22,560谢耳朵暂时离开[网络用语]:00:27,460-->00:00:30,430佩妮你好像有什么困难的样子Penny,areyouexperiencingsomesortofdifficulty?900:00:30,500-->00:00:32,':00:32,700-->00:00:34,230你有没有意识到你是正在Youappeartohaveputyourcarkey1100:00:34,300-->00:00:36,100用车钥匙开这扇门?Inthedoorlock--areyouawareofthat?1200:00:37,300-->00:00:39,:00:39,230-->00:00:41,660那好吧Allright,:00:42,700-->00:00:43,830妈的Damnit,1500:00:43,900-->00:00:45,660妈的妈的妈的Damnit,damnit,damnit,damnit!1600:00:45,730-->00:00:49,030你能尽量不出声吗Woulditbepossibleforyoutodothisalittlemorequietly?1700:00:49,100-->00:00:52,130这该死的钥匙拔不出来了Ican':00:52,200-->00:00:54,630那是肯定的你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁Well,it'snotsurprising--thatbaldwinlockonyourdoor1900:00:54,700-->00:00:56,260用的是传统的边缘齿Usestraditionaledge-mountedcylinders,2000:00:56,330-->00:00:57,960而你那辆大众的钥匙Whereasthekeyforyourvolkswagen2100:00:58,030-->00:01:00,:01:02,000-->00:01:03,860谢谢你谢尔顿Thankyou,:01:03,930-->00:01:05,700别客气You':01:07,100-->00:01:08,800那你到底干嘛Whydidyouput2500:01:08,860-->00:01:10,600要把汽车钥匙塞到门锁里去Yourcarkeyinthedoorlock?2600:01:10,660-->00:01:12,630想知道为什么吗我来告诉你今天我有一次试镜Why?I'lltellyouwhy--becausetodayIhadanaudition,2700:01:12,700-->00:01:14,100我跑到那儿去花了两小时Ittookmetwohourstogetthere,2800:01:14,160-->00:01:15,400然后又等了一小时才轮到我Iwaitedanhourformyturn,2900:01:15,460-->00:01:16,560而在我开始之前AndbeforeIcouldevenstart,3000:01:16,630-->00:01:18,160他们却告诉我TheytoldmeIlookedtoomidwest3100:01:18,230-->00:01:19,660我长得太中西部化