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up all night
trying to remember if I
have amnesia or insomnia.
一整夜都没睡，因为一直在想
我是失忆了呢，还是失眠了呢？
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2. A man goes into a library and asks
for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; Fuck off, you won't
bring it back
.
?
一个人走进图书馆，要借一本自杀指南。
图书管理员说，滚远！！！你肯定不还了。
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News: AMERICA SEND 2
NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN
The last time they sent Nuclear
Experts to Japan, they killed
105,000 people...
?
BBC
新闻：美国向日本派出两名核专家。
上次他们派出
“
核专家
”
弄死了人家
10
万
5
千人。。。
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a blind date last night.
She looked like something I'd
draw with my left hand.....
。
?
昨天晚上去相亲。
那姑娘长的呀，就像我用左手画出来的似的。
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7.
What's better than winning
the lottery?
Winning it after your divorce
comes through.
有啥比中了彩票还棒的事没有？
那奏是，中的时候婚已经离完啦。
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8.
Recently, I saw an article about
Americans sending their old clothes
over to the poor in Africa.
Pointless, I've never seen an African
with a 52 inch waist.
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最近我读了篇文章，说美国人把自己的旧衣服捐给非
洲的穷人。
坑爹啊，你见过
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尺腰围的非洲人啊！！
！
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