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不短不长的英语笑话：Change of jobs
A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.
A week later, his supervisor, a stern woman in her sixties, called him into her office.
She cleared her throat and said, "You know, I appreciate that when you were a judge you were stern with lawbreakers. And you carry that with you to your new job, which iscommendable. But when someone owes an overdue fine, you cant just..."
The judge interupted... "I had to throw the book at him or he would think I was soft."
"I know," said the librarian, "but the Oxford English Dictionary?"
不短不长的英语笑话：Fool
"Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting occurred?" asked a defense lawyer.
"I was exactly ten feet, two-and-one-half inches," replied the witness.
"How can you be sure of the exact distance?" asked the lawyer.
"I carefully measured it because I was sure sooner or later some fool would ask that question."
不短不长的英语笑话：Dirty car
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.