文档介绍：[大学短小的英语小笑话] 英语小笑话

　　笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在大家处理生活中的迷惑时起着主要作用。XX分享大学短小的英语小笑话，期望能够帮助大家!
　　大学短小的英语小笑话：Cute Harry
　　可爱的哈利
　　It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,
　　这是小哈利第一次停留在乡下。
　　and feeding the chickens fascinated him.
　　而且喂食吸引她眼光的小鸡。
　　Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,
　　有一天晚上，她第一次看到孔雀在院子里神气十足地抬头阔步。
　　feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.
　　得意地将羽毛很优美地向外展开,
　　Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.
　　小哈利很兴裔地，向屋内冲，大声叫她的奶奶来看……
　　"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.
　　她高声地叫说：“喔，奶奶，快来看!快来看!”
　　"one of your chickens is in bloom!"
　　“你们家有一只鸡开花罗!”
　　大学短小的英语小笑话：Flowers
　　花
　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
　　有一家企业开幕，老板的其中一位好友为了这件太事要送她花。
　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
　　她们抵达了新的企业地点，老板读了卡片的内容：
　　"Rest in Place."
　　“安息吧”。
　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
　　老板很生气就打电话给花店埋怨。
　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
　　就在她告诉花店这项显著的错误。
　　and how angry he was ,
　　和她有多么生气以后。
　　the florist replied,
　　花庙却回复说：
　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
　　“先生，我真的对于这项错误感到十分抱歉。
　　but rather than getting angry,
　　不过和其生气。
　　you should imagine this :
　　你还不如应该想象
　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
　　以下这个情况：今天