文档介绍：英语笑话故事短文_英语幽默小笑话六篇?英语幽默小笑话六篇?frog 青蛙Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch." 老师正在给学生上生物课：“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着，他把手 伸进口袋， 却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼， 沉思了一会儿， 说道： “真 奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”人们什么时候说话最少？Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom? 老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么? Tom: Men. 汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? 老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢? Tom : Twins. 汤姆: 双胞胎。谁欠谁钱A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation. 律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公 室， 问道 “如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉， 我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗？ 律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块 肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自 律师的信，信上写 道：咨询费 250 美元。I Have His Ear in My PocketI Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”Give up your seat to a lady 给女士让座Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You've done the right thing," says Mommy. "But Mommy, I was sitti