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The Decider
Where should you go on your summer vacation?
BY SCOTT JACOBSON
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You define exotic as... Do you work Glad you’re honest. Go
A. Masturbating in the kitchen for hard enough to back to eBaying your
a change of pace. yes actually deserve no grandma’s knickknacks
B. A magical place where bottled a vacation? for beer money.
water somehow costs $.
C. Readily available Vicodin
quesadillas.
D. An Australian girl with
grotesquely stretched earlobes
and a TOOL tattoo. At the end of the day, you’d like to
kick back, chill out, and sip... True or false: You’re capable
A. Some rum drink with of listening to a hippie yammer
“hand job” in the name. on about his “rad steam punk
A B C D B. A cocktail with both constructions” without
dead and living bugs in it. murdering said hippie.
C. Something called
“herbal NRG blast”
that will turn your pee
lavender.
true false
A B C
Do you enjoy being The souvenir you’d like to
touched by disgruntled bring back:
teenagers dressed as cartoon
characters?
Wanna buy a photo of yourself
answering this question? It’s
only 30 bucks!
no yes
yes no
What’s your idea of a good time? Biggest obstacle to True or false: Intercourse
A. Finding time to fi nally explore my vacation sex: with a donkey is something
town’s many mall kiosks. A. Someone made a mess on of interest to you.
B. A drunk, naked Dutch guy asking the diaper-changing table in
to tap into my four-way. the fort station.
C. Anything that makes me throw up B. Genital sunburn.
funnel cake in my mouth. C. You’ve been kidnapped.
false true
AB C A B C
Staycation Hedonism III Amusement Park Burning Man Tijuana
You can fi nally get to all those All-Inclusive Resort $87 to stand in endless lines, A scorched hellscape. Techno On the minus side: violent
little projects you’ve been You won’t be needing your wal- eat, then upchuck undercooked music. Sun-damaged frea