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ng,May?
May:Im watering my flowers.
Billy:But its raining now.
May:Thats holding my
umbrella. 译文比利:梅，你在干什么？梅:我正在浇花。比利:但是此时此刻正下雨呢。梅:没关系的。我正在打伞。
英语笑话〔五〕my little dog cant read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read. 我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
敬爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不相识字。”

好玩的单词：
Small potato是“小人物”，而不是一种“小土豆”。
Big potato是“大人物”，而不是一种“大土豆”。
Couch potato是“电视迷”，而不是一种“沙发土豆”。
Don’t teach fish to swim. 是“切勿班门弄斧”，而不是“不要教鱼游泳”。
其次篇:《英语笑话(中英)》
ENGLISH JOKES
I Wasnt Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!
I wasnt asleep, the man answered.
Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.
I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员留意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担忧这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人答复。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不情愿看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
MY DOG CANNT READ
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
敬爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！