文档介绍：搞笑的英语笑话故事
搞笑的英语笑话故事篇一：A poor housekeeper 差劲的主妇
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her fr搞笑的英语笑话故事
搞笑的英语笑话故事篇一：A poor housekeeper 差劲的主妇
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.
Just look, she said, at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks(条痕) up and down.
Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window.
有个女人对他的隔壁邻居很不满足，跟她的挚友说这个邻居不是个好主妇，说她家里不干净，孩子们都脏。还埋怨说和这样的邻居住得这么近几乎是很不风光的。
她说：你就看看吧，她挂在外面的那些衣服以及那些床单和枕头套，上上下下都有一些黑斑纹。
她的挚友走到窗前去，推开窗子看了看外面，然后说：那些衣服看来特别干净。你看到的那些斑纹都是你自己窗子上的。
搞笑的英语笑话故事篇二：A stingy traveler 节俭的旅行家
Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to theconductor, I want a ticket for Springfield.
Which Springfield? asked the conductor, Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois? Well, which is the cheapest? asked the traveler.
有个旅行家想乘火车去巡游斯普林菲尔德。他到一个售票窗口对售票员说：我要一张去斯普林菲尔德的车票。
那个斯普林菲尔德呀?售票员问道，是马萨诸塞的，俄亥俄的，密苏里的'还是伊利诺斯的?旅行家说：哦，哪里的最便宜呢?
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