文档介绍：简短的搞笑英语句子集锦
近年一些年青人爱上了英语搞笑,引起了网络上有关英语一场新的热议。下面是小编带来的简短的搞笑英语句子集锦，欢迎阅读!
简短的搞笑英语句子集锦1
1， do not argue with an idditch before they reach you.
如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。
简短的搞笑英语句子集锦2
love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。(老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)
children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"hard work never killed anybody." but why take the risk? " 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明。
"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作。
god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
when two„s company, three„s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!
a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
money is not everything. there„s mastercard visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
one should love animals. they are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
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