文档介绍：《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
黄丽萍饰焦仲卿陈冬梅饰刘兰芝吕秀凤饰焦母范雅婷饰刘母兼强盗A
李蓉饰太守之子××饰强盗B ××饰强盗C
道具:纸团脸盆拐杖围裙锅铲毛线针袜子硬币支票红盖头刀
Act one
Johnny and Lunch have been and Lunch are fighting at home and Johnny’s mother is eavesdropping(窃听) outside the door.
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked(惧怕妻子的),but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my Wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor- is braver than me,
Smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not only want her to be tender
Than she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地狱)!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God! Who can help me?(下)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! What’s up ,mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
Dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so have been so rude,so brusque(鲁莽的),so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me! Since I married your s