文档介绍：It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一定很拥挤
一位告诉学生:“月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。” 一个男孩笑着说:“当月亮变成月牙的时候,住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”
That Is Not My Dog!
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog.
She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
那不是我的狗
一个妇人走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主:“你的狗咬人吗?”
店主说:“不,我的狗不咬人。”
于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗,可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟!”妇人说,“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”
店主人回答说:“那不是我的狗。”
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student: ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
Where is the egg?
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生:在蛋糕里,先生
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money? I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. “But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Who Pours Ink on My Chair?
Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot es back home on time. But today, he is late. His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”
“Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.”“But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”