文档介绍：搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树。农夫:I’mafarmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]Acoolfarmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinXu~~~~,I’mrichnow![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!Thisismymodernmobile——NokiaWC250!Thisismywatch!ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!Thisis…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’sthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]Doyouknowwhat’sthis?痒痒挠?Nonono~~Youareout!!It’smymodern——锄头~!![看下表]Itistimetodosomefarming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树:I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]Icandance![跳四小天鹅]Oh?esarabbit![引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A:OK,I’’mjustwalkingaroundhere. [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。] 兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)Whatdoyouwant? 农夫:Huh…!IwillkillUforlunch! 兔子A:Wah~~~~~~[兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前] 农夫:Where~togo?Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪,同上。农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。] 兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]Youcan'thurtme!Youcan'thurtme! 树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurtme….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫:Ahha~!Byebye![举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A:Hahahaha!Youcan’tkillmenow![兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树]Wa![倒地] 农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]Mylunch,Icaughtyou!!![把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]tired!I’lleatyouaftersleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音) 兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]WhereamI?Whathappened? 树:[指着农夫]Hehascaughtyouandwants