文档介绍：《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。 wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿johnny刘兰芝lunch 焦母johnny’smother刘母lunch’smother 太守之子mayor’sson强盗burglarsprologue本文转自:小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影 j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’masstrongasatiger,whilemy wifeiswusong. i’mnotafraidofyou! then,i’mafraidofwhom? , !havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! mygod!whocanhelpme? act1 jm:ican! lunch!lunch!whereareyou? l:i’mhere!what’supmum? jm:i’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. l:,what’sup? jm:,sobrusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:neverinterruptme! l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong, and…… jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! l:oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?goandaskyour ’mleaving!act2 l:mum,i’mback! lm:youareback?why?whathappened? l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. lm:see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten …… l:but,mum…… lm:neverinterruptme! l:mum,i’?and i’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. lm:nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’:“ifyoudaughter haven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgo andtellhim. l:what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?whatasillythingihavedone!act3本文转自:小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影 j:lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks? heretheyare!er!howsmelly!theya