文档介绍：生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕900:00:01,760-->00:00:04,130两年之后突然有人敲门了Sotwoyearslater,there':00:04,200-->00:00:06,300那人打开门看见门口立着只蜗牛Guyopensit,andthereonhisporchisthesnail,300:00:06,360-->00:00:08,360蜗牛说"这TM是怎么回事?"whosays,"Whattheheckwasallthatabout?"400:00:11,760-->00:00:13,660我不知道笑点在哪儿Idon':00:13,730-->00:00:17,000你看蜗牛花了两年的时间才...Well,see,ittooktwoyearsforthesnailto...600:00:20,860-->00:00:23,:00:23,300-->00:00:26,000-我能问你个问题吗-当然-CanIaskyouaquestion?-:00:26,000-->00:00:27,860你认为我们会发展到什么程度Wheredoyouthinkthisisgoing?900:00:29,300-->00:00:32,260老实说我本来希望至少上个二垒Tobehonest,:00:33,660-->00:00:35,260你真风趣You':00:36,000-->00:00:38,700你就像是个单口相声演员You'relikeastand-:00:38,700-->00:00:41,730一个犹太单口相声演员这很新鲜AJewishstand-edian,that':00:42,630-->00:00:46,760事实上我觉得他们当中很多都是犹太人Actually,:00:46,760-->00:00:50,800不我只是算了No,Iwasjust...:00:50,800-->00:00:53,630霍华德这是我们的第三次约会Look,Howard,thisisourthirddate1600:00:53,630-->00:00:55,:00:55,660-->00:00:58,630-都知道吗-性-Wedo?-:01:00,830-->00:01:02,800你开玩笑的吧You':01:02,800-->00:01:05,500但我需要知道你是要谈ButIneedtoknowwhetheryou'relooking2000:01:05,500-->00:01:08,360一场恋爱还是要一夜情forarelationshiporaone-:01:08,360-->00:01:10,200好的只是搞清楚点Okay,justtobeclear:2200:01:10,200-->00:01:13,200这个问题只有一个正确答案吗there'sonlyonecorrectanswer,right?2300:01:13,200-->00:01:16,000而不是飞机选餐里的要"鸡肉还是鱼肉"It'snotlike"chickenorfish"onanairplane?2400:01:16,000-->00:01:18,:01:18,230-->00:01:20,360也不是没有过Youknow,it'snotunheardof2600:01:20,360-->00:01:23,500从一夜情发展为恋爱关系的事foraone-:01:26,200-->00:01:28,:01:31,100-->00:01:34,630三次约会意味着性Threedatesmeanssex?2900:01:38,360-->00:01:40,760谁知道啊Whoknew?3000:01:43,360-->00:01:45,230向你致敬宅男Greeting