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　　英语经典搞笑笑话6则
英语经典搞笑笑话6则英语经典搞笑笑话：Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000 Wow! Larry said, It"s a good thing we didn"t catch any more. 钓鱼拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多一样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。
　　在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：
　　你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2021美元哇!拉里应答：幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。
　　英语经典搞笑笑话：Limerick There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger 打油诗有个尼日尔小姑娘，笑***骑在虎背上。
　　她们兜风回返，姑娘到了里边，笑容挂在了虎脸上。
　　英语经典搞笑笑话：To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you"ve done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy"s lap. 让座小约翰告诉母亲：早上我和父亲坐公车时，她让我给一位女士让座。
　　好，你做得对。母亲说。
　　不过，母亲，我那时正坐在父亲的大腿上。
　　英语经典搞笑笑话：
　　A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small