文档介绍：英语幽默笑话：童言童趣_童言童趣
英语幽默笑话：童言童趣
英语幽默笑话：童言童趣 1. Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I"ll call the police." 米奇拒绝吃药，于是她的母亲恐吓她说：“赶快吃下去，不然我就去 叫警察。” "Does the police like to take the medicine, mama" Mickey asked curiously. “母亲，警察喜爱吃药吗”米奇好奇地问道。
2. Nurse: "Don"t you like your new baby sister, Johnny" 保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜爱新出生的小妹妹吗” Johnny: "She"s all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he"ll think I"m trying to copy him" 约翰尼：“她还能够，但她要是一个男孩就好了。威利史密斯刚有一 个新出生的小妹妹，现在她会认为我是想跟她学一样。” 3. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿 起听诊器玩了起来。
"My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps!" thought the doctor. “女儿想接我的班!”医生想道。
Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald"s. May I take your order" 接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您关键点什么” 4. A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more. 一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。
His father said to him, "Don"t eat any mor