英语笑话大全爆笑有关爆笑的英语笑话大全.docx

文档介绍：英语笑话大全爆笑有关爆笑的英语笑话大全

　　民间笑话小说像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳感人民在长久的生产劳动和和自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。本文是有关爆笑的英语笑话，期望对大家有帮助!
　　有关爆笑的英语笑话篇一
　　VIEWINGTHEPAINTING
　　ABrit,aFrenchmanandaRussianareviewingapaintingofAdamandEvefrolickingintheGardenofEden."Lookattheirreserve,theircalm,"musestheBrit."TheymustbeBritish."
　　"Nonsense,"theFrenchmandisagrees."They'renaked,,theyareFrench."
　　"Noclothes,noshelter,"theRussianpointsout,"theyhaveonlyanappletoeat,andthey'."　　有关爆笑的英语笑话篇二
　　INTHECONFESSIONBOX
　　,butstillthemansaysnothing.
　　Thepriestthenknocksonthewallthreetimesinafinalattempttogetthemantospeak.
　　Finally,thedrunkreplies,"Nouseknocking,there'snopaperinthisoneeither."　　有关爆笑的英语笑话篇三
　　ASMALLSERVICEONESUNDAYMORNING
　　'ssermon,sohestoppedtoshakethepreacher',thatwasthebestdamnsermonIeverdidhear!"
　　TheReverendreplied,"Oh!Why,thankyousir,butplease,I'dappreciateitifyoudidn'tuseprofanityintheLord'shouse."
　　"I'msorryReverend,butIcan'thelpmyself...itwassuchadamngoodsermon!"
　　TheReverendreplied,"Sir,please,IcannothaveyoubehavingthiswayinChurch!"
　　"OkayReverend,butIjustwantedyoutoknowthat