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撰写人：___________日期：___________r experience.”
    “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
    “My compensation should be at least equal to my age.”
    “Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.”
    “Fired because I fought for lower pay.”
    “Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65” .
    “Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.”
    “Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.”
    “Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.”
    打字错误与语法错误
    “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
    “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”
    “I am a rabid typist.”
    “Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.”
    “After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.”
    “Accounting cleric.”
    “As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.”
    “Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.”
    “Suspected to graduate early next year.”
    “Disposed of $ billion in assets.”
    “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”
    “Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.