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五年级上册英语笑话:Whose Son Is the Greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor.
The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Excellency.
My son is a cardinal. continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence.
The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said. When he enters a room, people say, Oh, my God!
五年级上册英语笑话:天堂棒球赛
There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball for their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven. One summer night, one of the two friends passed away (after watching a base