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he still couldn t figure out the purpose of the pygmy with the gun, for whom he was paying $ 500 a day, and who seemed only to smile and pick his teeth.
奔驰先生特别开心，尤其其次天又捕到另一只猩猩，更让他欣喜万分，但他还是想不通他每天付五百美金请的带枪的小黑人.
Finally, on the third day, Bones spotted the largest gorilla theyd ever encountered. As before, Mbulu pursued the primate into the tree. But this time, no amount of shaking would dislodge the beast. In fact, it turned on Mbulu,grappled with him, and sent him hurtling to the ground.
第三天时，朋驰望见他们所遇到的最大的一只猩猩，如以往一样，恩布鲁把那只灵长类动物追逐到树上，可是这次怎么也摇不下来。相反地，它转向恩布鲁，一阵扭打后，把他扔到地上去。
As the mighty Zulu fell, he shouted to the pygmy, Shoo tthe dog! Shoot the dog!
恩布鲁跌下时，他对矮黑人叫道： 快射那只猎狗!射那只猎狗
2分钟英语搞笑小故事篇2
Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage revealed that only the blood of a living Foo bird could restore the imperial health.
很久很久以前在古老的中国，皇帝病得很重，全部德高望重的御医都没方法医治，直到后来才有一位智者透露，只有活福鸟的血才能复原皇帝的安康。
Now the Foo bird was extremely rare, almost legendary,and the greatest hunters in the land were assigned the task of capturing a specimen-but before they left on their quest, the ancient sage warned them that if one of them were fortunate enough to catch the bird, he should on no account clean or change his clothing till he had presented his prize to the emperor.
问题是福鸟原来就很少见，几乎只是传闻而已，于是全国各地最好的猎人都被指派进展捕获福鸟的工作。但在他们启程之前，那名智者警告他们，要是有人有幸捉到一只福鸟的话，无论如何在送到皇帝手中之前，绝不行以清洁或换掉身上的衣服。
The hunters scoured the em