文档介绍：岳云鹏经典台词
actively carry out the law on civil air defense education, drawn out of the air defense in Pingliang ciper and lower knots of up to 500,000 yuan fee collection tasks. 5, further standardize internal management, improve staff quality. Adhere to the
actively carry out the law on civil air defense education, drawn out of the air defense in Pingliang city Building under easy fare, daily special inspection and regulation, overfulfilled the province upper and lower knots of up to 500,000 yuan fee collection tasks. 5, further standardize internal management, improve staff quality. Adhere to the
，但是不会开车，买公交卡！充了三十万，还是张学生卡，相当于有六十万呐里头。能刷到你死啊，宝贝儿！
，穿了一个带拉链的一分裤，就是nui裤呀。有拉链的那面穿里面，上车往外掏卡，也不怕掏出别的来。越：那就是穿反了
，我有句话想说，不知道当说不当说。
，就买房买车买房车。
：京剧是国cei。越：粹！岳：粹！cua粹
16. 〔岳岳损烧饼〕刚刚的相声说的多好啊，表演者叫骚饼，shao骚，骚饼曹鹤阳~
，三十分钟说了四句话，其中一个结巴说了：要不咱俩发短信吧！
！大美niu〔三声〕！
19. 法海儿，干嘛去呀～施主，我耍流氓去！
20. 一撇即合啊！~
21. 岳：令狐二中！越：那是令狐冲！
22. 我都退你们票你们走得了~
23. 去外地演出，虽然我们坐飞机去，但是住，不住火车站。
actively carry out the law on civil air defense education, drawn out of the air defense in Pingliang city Building under easy fare, daily special inspection and regulation, overfulfilled the province upper and lower knots of up to 500,000 yuan fee collection tasks. 5, further standardize internal management, improve staff quality. Adhere to the
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