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爆笑英语经典笑话笑话含有短小精悍、幽默风趣的特点,是一个深受大家喜爱的文体。
　　有些笑话广为流传。大家笑过以后还能掩卷思索,取得部分启迪。xx精心搜集了爆笑英语经典笑话，供大家欣赏学****爆笑英语经典笑话篇1 a man left from work one friday afternoon. but, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. when he finally appeared at home, sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "how would you like it if you didn"t see me for two or three days" to which he replied. "that would be fine with me." monday went by and he didn"t see his wife. tuesday and wednesday came and went with the same results. come thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. 爆笑英语经典笑话篇2 two birds teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which student: i cannot point