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爆笑英语笑话故事：Rope or Ox?
绳子还是公牛?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered, Iam out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirtyrope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.
在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。
But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home.
但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!
I told you I had bad luck, didn t I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn t notice therewas an ox at the other end of that rope.
我告诉过你我倒霉了吧? 那个人叹了口气，麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。
爆笑英语笑话故事：I Could Do It Slower
我可以干得慢一些
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
牙医：50美元。
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes work?
病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。
爆笑英语笑话故事：Lifetime Warranty
终身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally hadenough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhumed thebody and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. Whats so special aboutthis coffin? I asked the funeral director. He rep