文档介绍：搞笑的小学英语笑话
幽默和笑语都属于文体之一 ,它们的共同特点在对生活的不合理现象和乖缪不通进行批评和嘲讽。 下面小编带来的和英语有
关的笑话，欢迎阅读 !
和英语有关的笑话篇一
上帝曾经答应我
搞笑的小学英语笑话
幽默和笑语都属于文体之一 ,它们的共同特点在对生活的不合理现象和乖缪不通进行批评和嘲讽。 下面小编带来的和英语有
关的笑话，欢迎阅读 !
和英语有关的笑话篇一
上帝曾经答应我
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。 我说我要世界和平。 “那是不可能的 ”他说。
然后我请让你变聪明。他说： “你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。 ”
和英语有关的笑话篇二
Thirteen 十三
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum(精神病院 ) and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye.
Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, Fourteen!
Fourteen! Fourteen!
一个人在精神病院的木围墙外路过， 听见里面所有的人在唱，十三!十三! 十三!
他很好奇，就找到围墙的一个洞，然后看进去。突然有个人捅到了他的眼睛。
然后里面所有人开始唱，十四 !十四 !十四 !
和英语有关的笑话篇三
Who Is This 你是哪一个 ?
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the
same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation1 and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my
litany( 连祷，冗长故事 ) offrustrations2 with colleg