文档介绍：愚人节短信【愚人节中英文恶搞短信】
【愚人节英文恶搞短信】 preacher: why? what did he do to you?
神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?
girl: he touched my peast.
女孩：他他摸我的胸部
preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯是的
preacher: thats no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是他又把我的衣服脱掉
preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
girl: yes, thats what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错
preacher: thats still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後他把他的那个放到我的那个里面
preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, thats what he did...
女孩：(数分钟後)喔是的就是这样子
preacher: my dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...
神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个」
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Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
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